Thursday, January 26, 2006

Honey, something stinks...

Julie called me at work this morning...
(which she never does unless it's important)
"Honey, did you run over a skunk when you left this morning?"

No...why?

"Because the house stinks..." (oh great, that's all we need)
Seems that we have an unwanted pet on the premises...
Mr. or Mrs. Skunk.

Something pissed Mr. or Mrs. Skunk off, and retaliation was in order. Our house (somehow was caught up in this retaliation...) Lucky us...
This is personal now...

I'm going to call the EPA.
(Eradicate Personal Annoyances)

As Bugs Bunny would say, "This...means war."

B.D.

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