Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Today's Economy...

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
one year ago you would now have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle...It's called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900
miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average,
22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American...


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