How to remove Odors

There was a piece in the paper today about paint odors.

It said to remove the odor of fresh paint, cut up a couple of Onions to remove the smell.

Yeah-Right.

One, my wife would complain about the smell of paint.

Two, if I cut an Onion to get rid of the smell, I might as well sleep in the garage-with the "Onion"


Next they will tell you to suck on a Lemon every day to make your teeth white and that beans don't make you fart.

Yeah-Right.

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