Have you done all your shopping? No?
Well, what are you hanging around here for? Put some pep in your step and have at it.
Me...
I'm done and if by chance you want me to go anywhere near a mall for you, sorry about your luck. It ain't going to happen. You'd better start e-mailing Santa is all I can tell ya'.
This ole boy's sleigh is parked.
"B.D. are you being a Christmas Grinch?"
Nope...But I ain't crazy either, you couldn't pay me enough money to be anywhere near a shopping mall in Nashville or Hendersonville or anywhere else for that matter.
I can always say, "Didn't you see the news? Santa got snowed in at Denver."
Christmas Grinch...me?
B.D.
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