The temperature roller coaster ride is starting to make me seasick. I know, I know...it is still winter and it will do that around here (get your hopes up, then old man winter bitch slaps you back into the cruel reality that it's still his playground and you're only a minute speck of a peon on this rock.)
Grouchy old fart...
Spring fever does that to a man. Dreams of shorts and beer and babes out by the grill, smoke and smell and heaven...
But there are drawbacks to this dream.
Flies...
Yes, those pesky little bastards that have radar lock on me during the summer. Kill one...and ten come to the funeral, but hey...I would rather deal with them than old man winter.
Why is that B.D.?
Remember the thing on TV years ago that said "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature."
Well old man winter has a cure for spring fever...
The term "bitch slap" is derived from American slang. In the original sense, a "bitch slap" is a powerful, full-swing slap in the face with the front of the hand, evoking the way an angry pimp might slap a defiant prostitute (not to be confused with a "pimp slap" which uses the back of the hand). However, the term is now frequently used figuratively to describe a humiliating defeat or punishment.
The optimal word here being...punishment.
You know how old farts can linger...
B.D.
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