I feel better today...
I never ran a fever and I know it was not the flu, so it must have been some little inconspicuous bug that hitched a ride or my immune system was low from stress.
Now, I ain't no Doc, but I do know my body. I'm thinking it's a combination of everything.
My buddy WhiteTrashBBQ told me this in a comment from the last post:
When I was 11, my piano teacher's husband gave me the best cure for the common cold I ever experienced. He made me a 7 and 7. Worked like a charm.
Still does.
I know things like that work. When I was younger and had a cold or the flu, I would drink a gallon of Donald Duck Orange Juice and a pint of Vodka. Ain't nothing Vitamin C and Vodka wouldn't kill or cure.
7&7 is a good cure as well. And you know way back in the day liquor was the cure of choice for everything.
Arthritis-take a shot
Rheumatism-take a shot
Toothache-take a shot
Tummy ache-take a shot
Shootout at high noon-take several shots
Well you get the picture...
So Robert's piano teacher's husband was a wise man.
What is it they say?
Starve a cold, drown a fever
Feed a cold, starve a fever
Slap whoever gave you this crap...
B.D.
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